3 very strange things happened to me today. they are as follows:
first, i was buying fabric at wal mart to start making a quilt for my new series of work in sculpture, and the black woman, named Andrette by the way, who was cutting my fabric said, “Baby, you too young to be buying fabric that looks like this.” so of course i was offended due to the fact that i picked out the fabric, and despite the fact that it was all beige and had a small flower print all over it, i liked it. so i said, “oh, well why?” so she asked me if i was quilting and i said i was and she said, “Honey, quilting if for old black women or old white women who live in the country. It ain’t for no teenagers.” first of all i am not a teen. second, why are black quilters only old, but white quilters are old and they’re red necks. not okay lady. so i told her i loved to sew and quilt. her response was as follows. “Oh teenagers these days. They try to act so much older than they is. Child, you the first teenage quilter i ever seen. You just need to go watch some t.v.” the problem with our society. now i love t.v… the office, the bachelor, american idol…i can’t get enough. but come on Andrette. let me quilt.
second thing, as i was leaving wal mart there was one of those gigantic white trucks that is on hyrdolics and has those metal balls that hang off the back…yes balls…or testes as some would say. for some reason certain boys think they are the masculine kings of the world if they have 9 ft. high trucks and balls. mmmm manly. but anyway, there were two dogs sitting on the tool box in the back of the truck. one was a great dane and one was a tiny white and black dog. and they were just chillin there. i don’t know why but that was so weird to me. so so weird.
third thing. i was eating in the student center with some people. i am never in the student center so this could happen often and i am just not in on the student center goings on. but there were two boys in trench coats and auburn shirts…so, opposite pieces of clothing…with pony tails and they each had some killer white tennies. so they were running up and down the halls near the chick fil a side by side. yes, this is truth. and it happened about 8 times. weird.
lets hope tomorrow i have a day surrounded with normal people and in normal environments. normalcy is not overrated.